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Star WarsThe film "Star Wars" starts with one space ship attacking another. The bad guys, confusingly, wear white and move like ballerinas in white plastic leotards. Central characters:
PlotIn common with very many modern films, the plot is thin. The baddies live in a spherical, artificial planetoid which, despite its obvious mass, can get from here to there in the blink of an eye-lid (except when it is essential to the plot that it takes 15 minutes, of course). It is never explained where it was made or where it docks when the paintwork needs tarting up. Anyway, Lea entrusts “the plan” to R2D2 who journeys with Gold Robot to a desert where they are sold into slavery. “Oh, dear me; How sad; Well, never mind!” Thus L.S. has no choice but to become a Jedae Knight and sally forth in search of adventure. That’s basically it. After many special effects and much interaction with people with heads on stalks and more white ballerinas, good essentially destroys bad. The odd planet gets blown up in the meantime but, hey, you have to accept a little collateral damage. The film does have some humour. The gold robot is displayed as having emotions – such as skulking, tiredness, impatience – but always acknowledges being a robot and the servant of mankind. It can evidently tell friend from foe so it must also have an ‘ethical chip’. The film is apparently well rated – give me Red Dwarf anyday. |
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